{"id":304646,"date":"2010-01-01T00:02:04","date_gmt":"2009-12-31T23:02:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vanoorschot.nl\/dbnl\/karel-te-haafluister\/"},"modified":"2021-06-04T18:56:53","modified_gmt":"2021-06-04T17:56:53","slug":"karel-te-haafluister","status":"publish","type":"dbnl","link":"https:\/\/www.vanoorschot.nl\/en\/dbnl\/karel-te-haafluister\/","title":{"rendered":"Karel te Haaf\r\n\r\nluister"},"content":{"rendered":"
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de straat is leeg omdat de dichter<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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van de straat zijn verzen raapte<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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het is lente la la la la<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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hij heeft dikke ballen<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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en daarom proberen de andere jongens<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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hem met een passerpunt in de kloten te prikken<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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testosteron spuit uit zijn oren<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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het is voorjaar hiep hoera<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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en zij is hem gesmeerd<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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wat heb jij een prachtige benen zeg ik<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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moet me enorm beheersen om het<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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kost me enorm veel moeite om niet<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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even te voelen of ze wel echt zijn<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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en hij plukt weer een vers van zestig<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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en hij smeert haar en zij smeert hem<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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iedereen is elkander een kruis<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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en hij mist haar zeer dat het pijn doet<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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het is lente<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n
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Uit mijn dikke ballen ruk ik zo gewoon waar iedereen bij staat een berg gedichten, ik spuit die gasten – die als jongen zongen – tot ze wit gaan zien. Verdiende loon. Hadden ze maar dood moeten blijven, stom. En ha, over hun liggende lijken kom ik me daar zomaar nog een keer. En ik moet me beheersen om daar niet de factor drie op hun krengen los te laten!<\/p>\r\n<\/div>

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