{"id":263567,"date":"2015-04-20T09:55:13","date_gmt":"2015-04-20T07:55:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tirade.nu\/?p=17780"},"modified":"2020-03-28T16:20:39","modified_gmt":"2020-03-28T15:20:39","slug":"terug","status":"publish","type":"tirade_blog","link":"https:\/\/www.vanoorschot.nl\/en\/tirade_blog\/terug\/","title":{"rendered":"Terug"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2018Tirade<\/em> klantenservice met Brenda.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018H\u00e9, Bren, met Martijn. Zag dat je gebeld had.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Tyn! Hoe was je vakantie? Ben je lekker uitgerust?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018We zijn nog op de terugweg. Hoor je de wind?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018\u2026\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Je had gebeld? Is er iets aan \u2019t handje of wilde je gewoon m\u2019n stem even horen?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Hahaha! Ik wilde je blog voor volgende week vast aankondigen, maar je hebt nog geen onderwerp in de agenda gezet.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Jezus Christus, Bren\u2026 daar hoef je toch niet voor te bellen? Waarom heb je niet ff een mailtje gestuurd?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Heb ik gedaan, maar toen kreeg ik weer zo\u2019n rare dierenfoto<\/a> in mijn mailbox.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Hahaha!\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Ja, lach maar\u2026 Ondertussen ben ik de echte Afwezigheidsassistente\u2026 Ik doe alles voor je! Jij bent degene die nooit een weekje kan overslaan\u2026 ‘horizontaal programmeren’\u2026 ‘keeping the floor’<\/em>\u2026 ‘verwachtingen waarmaken’ en hoe je stokpaardjes ook mogen heten. En dan bel ik je\u2026 en dan krijg ik dit.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Je hebt gelijk. Hoe ziet m\u2019n week eruit?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018\u2026\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Bren? Sorry. Je hebt helemaal gelijk.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Het is al goed.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Hoe ziet m\u2019n week eruit?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Maandagmiddag ga je, eindelijk, naar De Late Rembrandt<\/em>, dinsdagavond naar Rosas, woensdag heb je een eetafspraak, donderdag staat er een uitroepteken bij de \u2013 \u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Ja, laat dat allemaal maar zitten\u2026 ik probeer \u00e9\u00e9n dezer dagen een foto te maken van een bloeiende dichtersnarcis. En misschien moet ik Cormac McCarthy\u2019s Blood Meridian<\/em> es vergelijken met Verbroken beloftes<\/em>\u00a0van Jenny Offill.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Dus?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Heb je schrijfwaren bij de hand?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Verkoopt een groenteboer witlof?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Wat?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Dicteer nou maar.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Volgende week: Tyn\u2019s tuin, de dichtersnarcis<\/em>.\u2019<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Martijn Knol (1973) \u2013 schrijver, Tirade<\/em>-redacteur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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