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Maryam zit op de bagagedrager van een kinderfiets. Ondanks\u00a0de warmte draagt ze de donkerblauwe jas van haar grote zus. In haar armen een spinnende lapjeskat.<\/p>\n

‘Deze is van mij,’ zegt ze als ik langs de fietsenrekken loop. Met \u00e9\u00e9n hand aait ze de kat over de kop.<\/p>\n

‘Wauw,’ zeg ik. ‘Wat een mooi dier.’<\/p>\n

Maryam knikt.<\/p>\n

‘Als katten blij zijn, dan spinnen ze,’ zegt ze.<\/p>\n

‘Dan is deze kat vast heel blij.’<\/p>\n

We luisteren een tijdje naar het snorren. Maryam kijkt me trots aan. Ik ben natuurlijk niet zo flauw om te zeggen dat ik nog nooit een lapjeskat heb gezien die zo ontzettend op de lapjeskat van buurvrouw Ellen lijkt als de lapjeskat van Maryam.<\/p>\n

‘Hoe heet ie eigenlijk?’<\/p>\n

‘Wie?’<\/p>\n

‘Je kat.’<\/p>\n

‘…’<\/p>\n

‘Heb je ‘m al een naam gegeven?’<\/p>\n

‘Ja.’<\/p>\n

‘Hoe heet ie dan?’<\/p>\n

‘Achmed.’<\/p>\n

Einde.<\/p>\n

Tirade<\/em> \u2013 hoe<\/del> korter, hoe<\/del> beter.<\/p>\n

Soundtrack<\/em> (uit de openstaande ramen van Maryams oudste zus Hannou): Myriam Fares – Ghmorni<\/em><\/a>.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Volgende week: ‘Toeristen zijn schooiers.’ – een citaat. Plus: microfictie. En meer.<\/p>\n

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Maryam zit op de bagagedrager van een kinderfiets. Ondanks\u00a0de warmte draagt ze de donkerblauwe jas van haar grote zus. In haar armen een spinnende lapjeskat. ‘Deze is van mij,’ zegt ze als ik langs de fietsenrekken loop. Met \u00e9\u00e9n hand aait ze de kat over de kop. ‘Wauw,’ zeg ik. ‘Wat een mooi dier.’ Maryam…
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