{"id":266142,"date":"2010-06-30T08:54:36","date_gmt":"2010-06-30T06:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tirade.nu\/?p=4434"},"modified":"2020-03-31T13:58:48","modified_gmt":"2020-03-31T12:58:48","slug":"laatste-stuk","status":"publish","type":"tirade_blog","link":"https:\/\/www.vanoorschot.nl\/en\/tirade_blog\/laatste-stuk\/","title":{"rendered":"Laatste stuk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LAATSTE STUK<\/p>\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In The New Yorker vond ik een gedicht van Catherine Bowman en dacht, toen ik m&#8217;n laatste stukje wilde tikken, zo was het schrijven voor dit blog twee maanden lang.<br \/>\nAls praten aan de telefoon tijdens de afwas.<\/p>\n<p>She loves to talk on the phone<br \/>\nwhile washing the dinner dishes,<br \/>\ncatching up long distance or<br \/>\ndealing with issues closer to home,<br \/>\nthe reconnoitring with the long lost<br \/>\nor a recent so-and-so. She finds it<br \/>\ntherapeutic, washing down<br \/>\nthe aftermath. And that feeling<br \/>\nshe gets in her stomach with a loved one&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>prolonged silence. And under the sink<br \/>\nin the dark among the L-pipes, the confederate<br \/>\nsocket wrenches, lost twine, wire lei,<\/p>\n<p>sink funk, steel-wool lemnisci, leitmotifs<br \/>\nof oily sacraments, a broken compass forever<br \/>\npointing southeast by east, mold codices,<\/p>\n<p>ring-tailed dust motes from days well served,<br \/>\na fish-shaped flyswatter with blue horns,<br \/>\nfermented lemures, fiery spectres,<br \/>\nembottled spirit vapors swirling in the crude<\/p>\n<p>next to the Soft Scrub, the vinegared<br \/>\nand leistered sealed in tins, delicious with saltines,<\/p>\n<p>gleaned spikelets, used-up votives. . . .<br \/>\nIn the back in the corner forgotten<\/p>\n<p>an old coffee can of bacon fat<br \/>\nfrom a month of sinful Sundays,<\/p>\n<p>a luna moth embossed, rising&#8211;a morning star.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LAATSTE STUK In The New Yorker vond ik een gedicht van Catherine Bowman en dacht, toen ik m&#8217;n laatste stukje wilde tikken, zo was het schrijven voor dit blog twee maanden lang. 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